Saturday, August 2, 2008

Okay so it starts with this sweet monkey that I got from a fan. It has
velcro on it's hands so it can hold onto stuff. It's white obviously
and very soft. I have named him rasberry. Tell all your friends and
get the to comment on here with things they would trade for him. You
rule

104 comments:

wow-rad said...

are we going to continue this during the sassy back tour?

hannahftsk said...

ill give you and old game boy SP with
"mario and luigi superstar saga" still inside of it.

(:

Christianne said...

a signed copy of Danger Radio's Used and Abused lol

taylorsyke said...

o_______O

I'll give you more of the hardcore drugs you guys are obviously doing

nicole said...

ill trade you my brother :)

forevermegg-03 said...

I will trade you a blue 4GB iPod Nano.

Danielle said...

I would trade, my stuffed penguin or a sunflower candle haha

Morgan Elaine said...

I'd give you a piece of string and a black string of beads. win? fuck yeah.

Allyson_wonderland said...

hmmm...

i'll give you a drumset, 2 penguins, and 6 peaches!

:]

ftskayla said...

a hug, 3 pennies, and a purple money named charlie that also has velcro on his hands(:

brittaknee said...

I'll trade a keychain of a hand with one finger pointing out and everytime you pull the finger its a diffrent farting nose, its lovley :)

robotiquee said...

um. O_o
a jonas brothers cd~

brittaknee said...

but I wont be seeing you for awhile, inless you come to toronto soontimes or I can get to buffalo on sassy back tour october 7th.

Jordan said...

ill give you my anal virginity (no homo) some cookies, maybe a quesidilla. few cds a vacuum cleaner a lamp vitiman water poster a printer two fish bowls and a blow up doll

maybe[kayd] said...

i will give you a homemade cake whatever flavore you want (chocolate strawberry, vanilla ect) with whatever frosting, a big hug and yellow nail polish from hot topic
(:

tehotheremoninja said...

I would trade China and all it's cute baby pandas. >:U

ohhaijennkuhn said...

virginity

jessie_rage said...

I'll trade you a nifty flamed guitar strap :D

vivalapoptarts said...

I'll trade you for a Grease movie poster.

Ape_out is a lady said...

I will trade you my 3g iPhone. because they are both pretty sick things to have.. you know thats a pretty sweet trade.

brittaknee said...

or a pogo stick.
or a canadian flag.
or a rubber chicken
or flavour blasted goldfish
i'll think of more.

fersurebombbb said...

One antique "Vote for Nixon" button worth about $30.

hey3miily said...

i'll give you my signed FTSK CD.... (:

Michael Martinez said...

ill trade you for a digitech effects pedal. if you sign it.

Belief In Symmetry said...

I will trade you a monkey candle I got from my friend. It's cute =]

diep said...

awww cute!! i got some fun art work. xD umm maybe a two dollar bill thats been in my wallet for too long?

imaloser712 said...

ill trade my printer for it!
or my dresser
or my keyboard!

Emily said...

how about some capri sun?

killuhcasey said...

A Monkey that makes monkey noises an also has Velcro on its hands, an a biggg hug :)

ShelbySuperStar said...

I'll trade you a bottle with an Alien inside :D
Orrr, a four foot tall Barbie?
rofl.

kungfumyranda said...

The DVD 21.

marcftsk said...

i will continue this through sassy back tour yes. so looks like the game boy sp, ipod nano and i phone are in the lead. we will let it go on for another day and see what happens. let me know if you are serious about those so we can work it out and after the monkey is traded, feel free to trade him as well and post on here what happens to him

xitsevilcookiex said...

no! no! i got it! i'll trade u a wallet i got from m&m world in new york! it's red and worth 15 bucks xD.
and i'll leave a coin from some asian country. lol

mizzkfitzz13 said...

i'll trade you a large, oversized blue 'jelly belly' teddy bear that i was given... and don't want anymore. (:

killuhcasey said...

A Monkey that makes monkey noises an also has Velcro on its hands, an a biggg hug,hello kitty bandaids and a 4g ipod nano lol



:)

eckybay said...

i'll trade you the jac vanek 'ruthless' bracelet that caleb gave me at the cincinnati warped show ;)

jamiedorothy said...

I'll trade you this monkey I won at a carnival lastnight. It's name is Mr.Barakat and he has a blue bandana and sick sunglasses.


Okay, maybe I won't trade him.

kungfumyranda said...

No one can beat an iphone.

thats so not fair.

carpaydiume said...

I'll trade you a pair of those shiny shutter shades, 2 otter pops, a gameboy advance, and bike.

jamiedorothy said...

Okay, wait wait.
Fosho, I'll trade my guinea pig.

jennieplentylove said...

i will trade youuu
my snakes and suits sunglasses the merch guy gave me
seashells from mexico 03
a $20 poker chip from vegas
my big pink blowup dolphin i won at
summerfest
one bottle of pineapple scented bubbles
my favorite pair of panties
and some sand from a beach here in milwaukee :]

brittaknee said...

oh I totally forgot I had
a sega game gear still laying around somewhere,

if you don't know what that is,
WHICH YOU SHOULD aha.

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/10/game_consoles/image/slide7.jpg

mysexytruckerhat said...

*reaches into pockets*
-one motorola v266 cell phone with a 250 txt/month plan that doesn't charge and has no back cover
-one green medium point bic pen
-one old computer screw
and
-3 paperclips...one red, one silver and one white

brittaknee said...

with I think 2 sonic games.

WTFmaria said...

any food you want? :D lol

hiimlilnat said...

ill trade you my blue origional ipod nano that cannot be found anywhere else in the world :)

wow-rad said...

i'll trade you:
-a gameboy color with pokemon blue game
-gameboy advance w/ super smash brothers
-gameboy DS
-iPod shuffle

sugarxcoatedlie said...

I will trade you a U2 iPod :)

ali said...

i will give you the complete 4th and 5th season of family guy!!!

Oh, Hello AMANDA said...

i will give you sega genesis

blindpanic24 said...

a high five!! ;D

and my cat milo...he's cool.

lovexforgetxkill said...

i'll trade you back your pick i almost killed a ten year old for.!

xx3emilyy said...

fat sack of chronicc =]

lex_47 said...

How about
a PINK nano complete with some ftsk tunes?
anddd
a strawberry shortcake I got from those impossible claw machines at magic castle forever ago.

on the realz

busy-living said...

I WOULD TRADE A PINK VELCRO HANDED MONKEY. I'S PRETTY SWEET NGL

wow-rad said...

I'll trade you:
-my fancy kid (clandestine industries) hoodie
-my american apparel hoodie

Hi Dee ™ said...

How about anything in my room?
or
any food in my house?

tessR000LZ said...

jeez, I can't beat an iphone
I can trade you guys an unlimited supply of love though ;)
..oh and my "diamond" necklace, Kyle and Jonathan seemed to enjoy it at NC Warped, lol

haha oh and I can give you guys a guided tour through the hometown of Dale Earnhardt
there's a giant statue of him and everything ;D

allshedreams said...

I will trade a bean bag chair.

floriiii said...

i will trade you a pink monkey with an eye patch. :)

or....

a secret box.
it willl have tons of random shit and the box will be pretty awsome :)

or...
a movie theater gift card.

haha
take your pick

dream-girl06 said...

i will trade you my 2 foot brown teddy bear named snuggles and a whataburger number(the number 42 to be exact)

ohmycoley said...

i'll trade a recording of a phone call between me and kyle :D!

rachelftsk said...

id trade you guitar hero 3 for the white monkeyy

marissamcrmyx said...

definitely a hug, even though i already got one from you, marc! & my virginity ;) & maybe a pack of matches.

overcastskiesx said...

I'll trade you a broken Les Paul and a pick of destiny. (:

endwithstyle said...

I'll trade my blue M&M candy dispenser that is playing a saxophone.

http://i38.tinypic.com/2vbsxna.jpg

Eh? Eh? :P

kungfumyranda said...

wow-rad said...
I'll trade you:
-my fancy kid (clandestine industries) hoodie
-my american apparel hoodie


^^^ thats a good trade.


oh and ps Are you guys playing at Sixflags New England August 22nd?!?!!

kungfumyranda said...

ohmycoley said...
i'll trade a recording of a phone call between me and kyle :D!


^^ THAT WAS ALL CUZ OF ME RIGHTT THERE<3 ;D

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katie ham said...

OMG i luv u guys soo much!
u r the bestt band everr!!
i was so excited when i read ur
bulliten on myspace!
and i want to trade u one of my
prized possesions!
a brown monkey w/ velcrow hands!
it is adorable!
and i hope u will trade w/ me!!

Emii<3FTSK said...

I'll give you me!! No just kidding [ unless you'd take me up on that offer. ] ill give youuu
a blue gameboy advance & a mini stapeler! ooh & a blow up palm tree. & cookies!

Andy&Nads said...

i know we can't exactly compete with an i phone, but we would give you shredded beef jerkey in the little cans, sunflower seeds, gummy bears, nerd rope tropical and regular, assorted tootie pops, and of course tons of peach-o's! (:

JORR_BELLO said...

i gave you that : D


i'm so glad you like it!


-jorrr mcclure.

lapi1215 said...

i'll trade you my lucky 2 dollar bill. and ten potato guns with the potatoes..

that bill has gotten me through a lot. so i think its special enough for the monkey. =]

katie ham said...

heyyy!! i love u guys soo much!
i really want to trade u a brown velcrow handed monkaY!
it is one of my prized possesions!
and my profile pic is the monkey so u can check it!
i was so excited when i saw ur bulliten on myspace!

JORR_BELLO said...

please don't trade the monkey i gave you ] :

foreverTHEsickestSara said...

ay bbys i'd trade you a big hug, homemade cupcakes from scratch with pudding in the middle, capri sun, some cool shades, and a rubix cube thing<3

maybe[kayd] said...

okay the homemade cake still stands
i'll make you lunch/dinner
and i'll trade you for my n64 with like 10 games idk what ones they are, my dvd player and a cd player with all my fave bands names writen on it

Jordan said...

i will trade you a black safe....to keep all of your valuables in of course.

Vanessa said...

I'll give you a flying pig, a flying frog, and a flying monkey if I can find it. They have rubber things in their arms, and you pull them back and they fly. They make noise too. You know you want them ;]

maybe[kayd] said...

how bout a 20 dollar gift card to starbucks, a 15 dollar gift card to Hot Topic a big serving spoon i got from my yearbook banquite last year and a pink pig easter bag with any type of candy you would like
and im serious

branchelle said...

i give u my orange+redish cactus that is about 6 inches tall and named charlie...

Madison said...

i'll trade you my autographed paramore cd

sarah said...

Hey Marc! I will give THE RABBI a girlfriend for your monkey! Is that a deal? I'm going to see you in Dalls! SO LET ME KNOW!

wow-rad said...

I'll trade you:
-a giftcard to zumiez
-a brand new weezer shirt
-brand new snakes and suits shirt
-nintendo 64
-new iPod earbuds

maybe[kayd] said...

i will also give you my metro station hoddie i got on july21 and my autographed fall out boy booklett

rawrXimaXdinosaur said...

i'll give you...
all my cd's
my cat simba
a peanut butter and jelly samich
a purple pen
red nail polish
a nintendo 64 w/ super mario 64
anddd my virginity =D

jackie said...

a plain, red, ketchup bottle from a resturant in kansas (the kind you would pour ketchup into)

jackie said...

so i changed my mind, i got a new offer, you can pick. ill trade you a plastic tiarra, because every girl deserves to be a princess

Megan said...

i would trade you a Diet Coke for it

iiattackii said...

dude the whole point of one red paperclip is to be able to keep trading things to build up to better things. they couldn't trade your virginity. they wouldn't take it themselves, and no one else would trade them for it.

namineximpure said...

I would give you

-Cat Hitler(Kitler)
-a pair of spray painted drumsticks
-a level 50 mudkip
-20 slowpokes
-a innocent kiss on the cheek
-and a old blanket

fuck yeah

Aiycha said...

everything in my garage.

BtchnPigeon said...

For that creepy (d)ucking monkey . . . no thanks man you can have it.

Aiycha said...

which consists of golf clubs golf balls a tv poker chips a mirror sunny d a table another table stickers my lion dog water spam cans of whatever else.


yeah no i don't even know
lmao

i wass just kidding.....
i'd trade my black ugly doll

misscocoboo said...

hello kitty picks


and my life

legendaryy said...

96 COMMENTS FTW?

not seeing you until sept 22 ftl?

well. I would still trade you a new pair of kicks for that mr raspberry (=

ali said...

the whole point of red paper clip is to build up to better things so if you stat with an iphone or ipod that ruins it

aliciafaye! said...

this is so cute. :)
uhm. i will trade you a...
oh this is a toughie.
because despite your fame,
this is still a monkey we're talking about. (:
so no, i'm not giving you an iphone.
rrrm.
i will trade you... two porcelain dolls of your choice.
:)
i used to collect them.
but now.. they're in a box. (:
definitely an offer you should not turn down.


ps. i choose to not offer you my virginity. :) partially, cause that is creepy. and partially, because it is unavailable. :) sorry to disappoint. (:

Razzieftsk said...

I will give you whatever you want! Come on that's gotta be good haha!!! Love you guys! Come to Australia!

ohxxmylove104 said...

personally, i wouldnt start the trade with an iphone.
do something smaller and work your way up.
granted a monkey is a bit better than a paper clip,
but trading for something big defeats the purpose.

Pampan said...

hmmm what do i have to give that hasn't already been said...

mm, i work at a movie theater... so a dark knight poster? any movie poster?

a HUGE banner that could cover all four walls of your room?

popcorn? pink lemonade?

I KNOW! sitting in the middle of a field watching the stars until the beautiful sunrise =)

hartatack said...

i will give you a stuffed snowman that has a carrot mohawk and piercing. its name is Frostbite

q said...

i'll trade my family and house